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Etsyturtle2 (also known as "The Nightmare Child") was a member of the Technodrone Forums that spent his days debating TMNT movies and making up lies. The user caused relatively little trouble, but once he learned of the exploits of Super Goku and Mew, he became corrupted, and gained an insatiable lust for power that not even moderator status could feed. Due to his young age and impressionable mind, etsyturtle2 caused enough ruckus to be banned from the website, excommunicated from the dramatic holy land of TMNT news and toy Discussions. Etsyturtle lives on, with new accounts that are created daily. The second coming of Etsyturtle caused a stir on the forums. Every board was attacked with trashy memes and stupid unnecessary posts about spaghetti. He was banned once more. Then, in late 2018, he got through again, using an account known as kenwatanabesClone. This time, Etsyturtle seeked asylum. He caused no trouble, and only joined to view the most quickly updated TMNT news site there is, and to sell his old crap in the BST section. Then, somehow, Mathias Banshee found out. Etsyturtle was once again cast out like a demon. He now resides on the forums in another verified account, one that is waiting for the right day to post, and wreak havoc the likes of which the Drome has never seen. He, Mew, and Super Goku Are all still on the forums. They are watching, waiting.

Written by Etsyturtle himself. I miss you guys.



A Brief Overview[]

Etsy was often a co-conspirator with Mew, and the two managed to turn the Drome into their own personal playground for what seemed like an eternity. Etsy claimed to be born on October 25, 1915[1], making him 101. That bastard. In reality, he was 13 or 14, yet this is debated because the cobknobbler managed to act like a 7 year old laced on cocaine and Pixie-Stix without fail every time. Compare this to snake, who was immediately accepted into the forums at the young age of 11 just for the sole fact that he didn't annoy the fuck out of everyone. Etsy did so much stupid shit that to even begin making a cohesive list of all the BS he pulled would be a year-long project.

  1. His user profile
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